Do Not Buy: Shipping Only For Shelves For John B
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Shipping for glass shelves for John
Here on the beautiful California Riviera, we just love finding fetching vintage clothing and decor to put a sparkle in your eye. Drop us a line if there’s something in particular you have a hankering for.
We never scoff at reasonable offers.
Happy policy is to get your thingy out to you as soon as humanly possible, packed to within an inch of it’s life. Fragile items are always packed with extra care, just in case the carrier decides to take out his frustrations about the NFL score by drop kicking your package into the truck. Hate it when that happens.
We’ll try to combine purchases to save you money, and if the cost of your package is more than a couple of sawbucks under what you actually paid we’ll refund you. Damn don't take returns so make sure you want your item and have asked any questions before offerding.
Of course, when we make a mistake, heaven forfend, we will make it right with a refund or discount. Just let us do have a cat and we attempt to eliminate any stray hairs from our items. If we miss one, please accept our apologies. We don't smoke and won't sell you anything that smells of it without cleaning first or letting you know.
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We use recycled shipping materials whenever possible, so your package may be ugly but we'll make sure it's strong.
We like fur and leather with their original occupants still inside, alive and well, so we sell only the rare vintage or second-hand animal product. If animals had the upper hand I think we'd appreciate the same consideration.
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