Make me get Breast implants and buy a coffee cup

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Make me get Breast implants and buy a coffee cup:
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Please read carefully and this isn\'t a joke or hoax as some have thought. Serious inquiries only please!
I will get breast implants surgically implanted and keep them for minimum 2 years or we can negotiate. The winning buyer picks the size and pays for the surgery and will fully own them for the time frame negotiated post surgery. After that point I will have to deal with them. (keep or remove)
The buyer of this sale agrees to pay me $25,000 in Canadian dollars or a negotiated price agreed upon, the day of surgery before surgery (or an offer that we agree to). Essentially I am selling you my dignity and humility. I will also offer you free maid service for this period if you like, but my travel must be paid for each time. Uniform to be determined by yourself.
The buyer is also responsible for all costs incurred for the surgery, travel and any other expenses that arise from the surgery etc. After the sale is won it is up to the buyer and I to work out the details of when the buyer wants the surgery to happen. I will sign a contract if required.
I am laid-off and require the money to save our house and pay my debts and keep my family going, etc so will do almost anything. If you require any further information or have any questions or requests from me please ask.
You are also buying a Coffee cup as a bonus.Sincerely,