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Themed Dammit/darnit Dolls-various Fabrics-top Sellers-teacher/bingo For Sale

Themed Dammit/darnit Dolls-various Fabrics-top Sellers-teacher/bingo

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1 doll!

Dammit/Darnit Dolls for theOverworked/Lovelorn & Stressed OUT!

A unique gift for thePerson who has it all-including stress!

These are great stress busters that can be slammed, thrown, and otherwise abused without causing damage to home or hearth!!!

These dammit/darnit dolls are hand crafted with various themed fabrics,

and "dolled" up with co-ordinating yarn hair and silly faces!

They come complete with a poem which reads:

"When you want to climb the wall,

And stand right up and shout,

Here's a little Dammit Doll

You cannot do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs,

And find a place to slam it.

And as you wack the stuffing out

Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!

If Dammit's not a word you say,

Then twist its little neck

And grumble out repeatedly,

Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!"

And once you're done abusing it

Just sit it on the shelf

But hug it first, as I'd hug you,

If I were there myself!"

For the gentler/younger user, the word Dammit can be replaced with Darnit upon request!

Please specify in email whichthemed fabric you would like to purchase, hair length(short or pigtails), and poem choice(dammit or darnit)...

Pictured above:In basket- Money, Breast Cancer,Golf, Teacher, Bingo, Police, Bugs, Obama, Office Supplies, Maxine, Medical, Birthday, Olivia thePig, Baseball

Other fabrics/themesavailable: Baseball(3 fabric choices), Basketball, Bart Simpson,Bowling, Breast Cancer (4 fabric choices-see item #220708078456), Cocktails, Cupcake/sweets,Cats or Dogs, Cheerleading, Crosswords, Dominos, Democratic or Republican, Dentist/Orthdontist, Figure skating, Fireman,Football, Gambling, Hairdresser,Hockey, Laundry/housework,Lil Miss, Mr Bump, Love Stinks, Maxine from Hallmark in Red, Motorcycle,Music,all NFL and some college teams (depending on availability of fabric-see item #220491695655), Nascar,Nurse (pink or blue), Roadsigns, Skateboard, Soccer,Sports, Stars, Sudoku,Teacher (5 fabric choices), & Traveling

If theme you are searching for is not listed, please send me a question...

Special Requests Welcomed!

If you would like a picture of a specific theme, please send me your email address - response function does not support picture files!

Some details may vary slightly from above pictures, such as:

  • hair color & length(short or pigtails)
  • silly face colors (all done with non toxic fabric paint)

Safe for all ages!

Each doll measures approximately12" tall w/arm span of 7.5" and filled with 100% Premium Polyester Fiberfill!

For multiple orders, please contact me via email for consolidated shipping costs!

Will ship within 1 business day after payment clears if in stock, otherwise will ship in 2 business days-fabric paint needs to dry completely!

If needed asap, pleaseinquire before purchase to verify availability!

Thanks for Shopping

&

Have a Stress Free Day!


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