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As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!!). Fart Machine has boom box technology...what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real!
It has 2 pieces - the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet!!! Use it anywhere... at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables!! Each retails for $29.99 each in stores. Checkout our hundreds of other gag gift items!
JUST $8.38 EACH FART MACHINE~!
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U.S. SHIPPING JUST $5.98
SHIPPING IS ONLY $5.50 ON ANY ADDITIONAL FART MACHINE PURCHASED ( U.S. ONLY )
Bonus offer: For every10 fart machines purchased I will add1 FREE with order!
- For our bonus free goods offer you do not need to email us or remind us in any way. Just order as you normally would. We will know when we see the order is paid and add in with your order automatically -
Wait... not done you ALSO get 1 FREE cell phone booster with your order!
......our way of saying THANK YOU :)
( One per customer )
Now is the time to stock up for the holidays. Please see our other gag gift items all at SILLY LOW prices!
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