Haunted Oddities - most weird doll ... ever

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Haunted Oddities - most weird doll ... ever:
$42.40

A doll ...that the Amish would fear!
A doll ...that Childhood Nightmares are created from!
A doll ...that would make a Cat ...chirp!THIS is NOTwhat Gnomes are made from!
Are you looking for a strange... Haunted... WEIRD??!!YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!
MEET THE TRIFECTA OF STRANGE DOLLS!It doesn\'t get any better than this!
DESCRIPTIONThis Doll has a Multiple Personality - 3 to be exact!And also includes - 3 genders : male, female,and ... unisex?
Yes! This Doll is doesn\'t seem to haveany specific gender!
Wait... 3 emotions + 3 genders = :-oI can only assume that this doll is madefor the OMEN\'S CHILD, and was guided bythese forces through the alien probe located on top of its head
This doll is freaking me out - we don\'t evenknow where it came from.Seriously ... how long has it been here??This doll has gotta be HAUNTED!
This vintage doll is being sold \"as is\" - vintage aged dirt and juju *is included!
Please feel free to ask any questions before offerding!
Photo 1 : Ever feel alone? Need someone to watch over you?
Just imagine the face of a gentle sleeping baby doll.You look awayand turn back around, only to discoverthat it was silentlystarringat you the whole time - never feel alone again!Photo 2: Feeling Sad?
This doll can totally understand! As you see, it wastotally bummedout after their foot was mauled by achild who once adored this doll- just before theyabandoned this doll and moved into the Shinning Hotel!*Remnantsof this mauling ispermanentPhoto 3: Feeling Social?
Need a new Facebook Photo to express your emotional status??Now, you can have a 3D emoticon of your very own to takephotosof!This doll is Very Photogenic - check out this closeup pose!*Justbewary ofthose would-be, haunting-curse finger gestures!Each offer means a lot to us!offer with confidence,awhileknowing that all proceeds to each of mysalesaregoing for a goodcause!
If you would like to know more about my dad\'s conditionand/or would like to donate, please visit hisfundraiserat:www [dot] gofundme [dot] com/forwalter