Poem written by Erma Bombeck 8\" x 12\" Frame Beautiful Hand-Designed Border


Poem written by Erma Bombeck 8\

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Poem written by Erma Bombeck 8\" x 12\" Frame Beautiful Hand-Designed Border:
$12.99


This is a framed poem written by Erma Bombeck with a beautifully Hand-Designed Border

What a great Mother’s Day gift! Give to a mom, a daughter, or anyone that is a mother. It’s also great for a baby shower gift to the new mother-to-be. It’s the heart touching poem written by Erma Bombeck “When God Created Mothers” (which I have included below) I have typed it and added a decorative side border. No two ever come out the same, so this one is unique. I cut everything by hand and glue it next to the poem or use rub on transfers, and then put it in an 8\" x 10\" frame. It’s Brand new without tags

If you have any questions please feel free to contact me. I take pride in what I make and list, so if you are not happy with my work please contact me first before returning it.I only accept PayPal and please make payment within 3 days from the end of the sale.Returns accepted. Buyer must pay to ship it back.

When I ship this, the glass will be taken out of the frame and wrapped separately for extra protection and it will be shipped in a medium flat rate box. S&H does not include insurance. If you would like insurance please add $2.

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Here is the poem:

When the good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of \"overtime\" when the angel appeared and said, \"You\'re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.\" And the Lord said, \"Have you read the specs on this order? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic...have 180 movable parts…all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers have a lap that disappears when she stands up, a kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair, and six pairs of hands The angel shook her head slowly and said, \"Six pairs of hands . . . no way.\" \"It\'s not the hands that are causing me problems,\" said the Lord. \"It\'s the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have.\" That\'s on the standard model?\" asked the angel. The Lord nodded. \"One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, \'What are you kids doing in there?\', when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn’t, but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say, \'I understand and I love you\' without so much as uttering a word.\" Lord,\" said the angel, touching His sleeve gently, \"Come to bed. Tomorrow . . .\" I can\'t,\" said the Lord, \"I\'m so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick . . . can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger . . . and can get a nine year-old to stand under a shower.\" The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. \"It\'s too soft,\" she sighed. \"But tough!\" said The Lord excitedly. \"You cannot imagine what this mother can do or endure.\" The angel asked, \"Can it think?\" \"Not only think, but it can reason and compromise,\" said The Creator. Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek. \"There\'s a leak,\" she pronounced. \"I told You, You were trying to put too much into this model.\" \"It\'s not a leak,\" said the Lord, \"It\'s a tear.\" \"What\'s it for?\" asked the angel. \"It\'s for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride,\" The Lord replied. \"You are a genius,\" said the angel. The Lord looked somber. \"I didn\'t put it there,\" he said.


Poem written by Erma Bombeck 8\" x 12\" Frame Beautiful Hand-Designed Border:
$12.99

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